Celebrity divorce

Famous Last Words.

A small, attribution-first quote board for the reminder that divorce is not rare, not new, and not the end of your story.

Famous Last Words of the Week

This week’s quote pull.

Quote board

All public quotes.

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Funny Attributed

“You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they are worth it.”

— Attributed to Willie Nelson

Source: Commonly attributed quote

Funny Attributed

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”

— Attributed to Groucho Marx

Source: Commonly attributed quote

Fresh Start Attributed

“Anyone who gets divorced goes through a lot of pain, but you come out of it.”

— Attributed to Ryan Reynolds

Source: Reported interview quote

Healing Attributed

“Divorce is not such a tragedy. A tragedy is staying in an unhappy marriage.”

— Attributed to Jennifer Weiner

Source: Quote associated with Jennifer Weiner

Fresh Start Attributed

“Life is too short to be in relationships where you feel this is not fully right.”

— Attributed to Anna Faris

Source: Reported interview quote

Spicy Attributed

“He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce, I keep the house.”

— Attributed to Zsa Zsa Gabor

Source: Commonly attributed quote

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Editorial, not endorsement.

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